Introduction

These terms and conditions govern your use of this website; by using this website, you accept these terms and conditions in full.   If you disagree with these terms and conditions or any part of these terms and conditions, you must not use this website.


Acceptable Use

You must not use this website in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the website or impairment of the availability or accessibility of the website; or in any way which is unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful, or in connection with any unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful purpose or activity.

You must not use this website to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish or distribute any material which consists of (or is linked to) any spyware, computer virus, Trojan horse, worm, keystroke logger, rootkit or other malicious computer software.

You must not conduct any systematic or automated data collection activities (including without limitation scraping, data mining, data extraction and data harvesting) on or in relation to this website without SPORK! express written consent.


Indemnity

You hereby indemnify SPORK! and undertake to keep SPORK! indemnified against any losses, damages, costs, liabilities and expenses (including without limitation legal expenses and any amounts paid by SPORK! to a third party in settlement of a claim or dispute on the advice of SPORK! legal advisers) incurred or suffered by SPORK!  arising out of any breach by you of any provision of these terms and conditions[, or arising out of any claim that you have breached any provision of these terms and conditions].


No Warranties

This website is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied. SPORK! makes no representations or warranties in relation to this website or the information and materials provided on this website.

Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, SPORK! does not warrant that:

  •  this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or
  •  the information on this website is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.

Nothing on this website constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind.  [If you require advice in relation to any [legal, financial or medical] matter you should consult an appropriate professional.]


Limitations of Liability 

SPORK! will not be liable to you (whether under the law of contact, the law of torts or otherwise) in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, this website:

  •  [to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct loss;]
  • for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or
  • for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.

These limitations of liability apply even if SPORK! has been expressly advised of the potential loss.


Exceptions

Nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit SPORK! liability in respect of any:

  • death or personal injury caused by SPORK!  negligence;
  • fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of SPORK!; or
  • matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for SPORK! to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.

Please note that all donations are greatly appreciated but are currently not tax-deductible. 

All photography and illustrations that are not copyrighted by SPORK! are referenced by owner and domain on SPORK!'s Pinterest account. SPORK! does not make a profit off of any unoriginal work.

Variation 

SPORK! may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time.  Revised terms and conditions will apply to the use of this website from the date of the publication of the revised terms and conditions on this website.  Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version.

 

This document was created using a Contractology template available at www.freenetlaw.com